foxnewsofficial:

tumblr would be a playground for psychologists

infauna:

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

Mmmhmm Unattractive sister is also difficult , ever heard someone say the hot one or the ugly one? and you know what one you are ,NICE!!! dude Im like 30cm away from u

lynzave:

my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”